Praise "Bob"!

These are the LAST DAYS for the IDIOTIC Normals. The Normal scumbags are RATS, are BLANK PAGES, are BACTERIA! The Normals will stare as dumbly as SHEEP when the Saucers come. All their kind wallow in their pits of False Slack and think they're HAPPY! But we have the Word of "Bob" that THEY cannot comprehend! The bosses-loving Normal scumbags BELIEVE what they see on TV! One and all, they are DOOMED never to know the perfect JOY of "Bob" and his Word. They will never pay Church dues, nor would "Bob" want them if they did, though he will of COURSE take their MONEY! But the Normals are the FAILED PATH, the REJECTS! Remember, a VACUUM always FINDS ITS OWN LEVEL! If you only knew what you REALLY think, the "rantings" of the inspired Doktor is no more meaningful than a ROACH on the FLOOR but (even if it remains your Personal Savior for only HOURS) is our only hope against the coming of the monstrous Cthulhu. I'm here to tell you, the blessed Doktor by sheer force of SLACK knows Time Control is his answer. He LAUGHS at the Normal scumbag world around us.

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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