Praise "Bob"!

There is no HELL deep enough for the Normals who have not the Luck Plane . . . like bland lemmings, they WANT to be stupid. Indeed, they exist to be MOCKED, to be FLEECED, to be pitied but USED! Yes, they are clueless! You must UNMASK the False Prophets who REQUIRE stereotypes, they NEED buzz-words, they know not the joys of the X-Day Practice. And they are the HERD, the FACELESS MASS! Remember, the Teachings of "Bob" are SUPPOSED to be contradictory! Don't be FOOLED! You KNOW the brilliant subversion found in the SubGenius propaganda pamphlets ABSOLUTELY, without question, protects our sacred ABNORMALITY which cries out "OR KILL ME!" Are you a REAL Friend of "Bob"? A true enlightened Sub pays his Church dues knowing they will return a thousandfold. The Friend of "Bob" SPITS in the FACE of the Anti-"Bob" and the witless False Overmen. Yes, he KILLS "BOB" when the free urge strikes.

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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