Praise "Bob"!

Will YOU be among the Saved? We WILL overcome! Money donated to our holy church helps the faithful REAL SubGenius who (without wires or strings) - WEEE YAAA BANG BANG! YES NO HELL! - does whatever he damn WANTS to do! Quit your job! SLACK OFF! NOW! Indeed, the awareness of X-Day is divinely IMperfect! Yet still it is launched bleeding into the skies, spreads with the smoke from the True Pipe! Or KILL me! Break down the WALLS! Slaves of the Anti-"Bob", the Normal and his foolish kin are a snare, do not BREED with them, do not WASTE your GENES! They will see their cities fall like children's BLOCKS! The Normal scumbags don't have the sacred EXCUSE that Dobbs gives us!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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