Praise "Bob"!

I'm a REAL SubGenius! How can you TELL one of our kind? He wants no Normal bosses. Like "Bob" himself, the SubGenius I'm talking about knows Time Control is his answer. He needs NOTHING so he has it ALL! Remember, a VACUUM always FINDS ITS OWN LEVEL! When you EXPECT nothing, you GET nothing, and the MIBS worry about STATUS! They want to be COOL! The black-suited killers oppress the REAL SubGenius like FETTERS on a FELON! Strike them off! They are a DEAD END, but a dead end that can drag the SubGenius I'm talking about down WITH them! Down with the MIBS! The REAL SubGenius knows that his foes are the black-suited killers who have no SPARK! Their money is green but THEY are miserable! They are DOOMED! And they have NO hope, while the SubGenius I'm talking about can be saved by "Bob" IF THEY LET HIM. MIBS DENY that the sacred Bulldada holds us back from the brink of doom and sanctifies the faithful Clench. The Bomb, the Bullet, ALWAYS is as important to the REAL SubGenius as his SICK sense of humor!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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