Praise "Bob"!

The Hell-Pack of the Yacatisma, from light-years away, lurks in a reality we cannot understand and seeks OURS! It would DENY you Habafropzipulops, the Herb of the Gods and is babbling madly through the mouths of a million Norms . . . The Slack-Taker IS coming! Nhee Ghee, evil joker of the gods, SLAVERS at the doors of sanity, it is the VACUUM that seeks to SUCK us in, and exposed by the BURGEONING Nental Ife of the REAL SubGenius. PRAISE "Bob"! Oh, Living Slack Master, save us! You DESERVE Slack! Because the miraculous Janor Device is pure Bulldada! Its enlightened MOCKERY (SAY IT!) awaits the redeemed SubGenius I'm talking about in Dobbstown.

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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