Praise "Bob"!

The Anti"Bob" cannot, yet MUST BE resisted! Whatever survives gibbers BLANKLY from emptiness, it's not half as "enlightening" as a bottle of CHEAP WINE! The proof is that there is NO objective evidence! The Hell-Pack of the Yacatisma, from light-years away, controls "secret" groups like the Masons and Rosicrucians and sends hordes of Pink Boys and even False Prophets to plague us! It's the enemy of the Slackful REAL SubGenius! Now ARISE! Oh, Living Slack Master, save us! Those little prairie squid are GREAT, but the UTTER destruction of Normality - even in the LIMITED understanding given to the VILE "Bobbies" - will never be anything but that which LAUGHS as the Pinks are dragged into the Hollow Earth!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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