Praise "Bob"!

I'm a enlightened Sub! How can you TELL one of our kind? He NEVER FORGETS his wonderful duty. He grabs Habafropzipulops, the Herb of the Gods and DISPORTS himself! YEEEE! The dues-paying SubGenius KNOWS that Sacred Dobbshead. Praise "Bob!" Now say Praise "Bob!" You can TELL the true enlightened Sub. He pays his Church dues knowing they will return a thousandfold. The dues-paying SubGenius LAUGHS! The Illuminati can't touch him, so he LAUGHS at the Blandoid world around us. Remember, a VACUUM always FINDS ITS OWN LEVEL! The enlightened Sub knows that his foes are the Drones who wallow in the gutter of Normality, who drive CLONEmobiles! They tell all the same jokes and DON'T GET them! They will be annihilated by the great stalking Heads on X-Day! But we have the Word of "Bob" that THEY cannot comprehend! Yog-Sothoth, or HOWEVER you spell it, presents the terrifying paradox of False Slack and shows that it holds our world in its PITILESS grip but is FILTH, it is DISEASE, it is law and order! Fear it!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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