Praise "Bob"!

REPENT! Repent that you are TAINTED with the touch of the Barbie-Kens who (mere genetic mistakes, accidents who belong in the DUSTBIN of history) are DOOMED never to know the divine JOY of "Bob" and his Word. They will never pay Church dues, nor would "Bob" want them if they did, though he will of COURSE take their MONEY! But the Plastic Dolls exist only to consume and they will be CONSUMED! Those DROOLING Barbie-Kens! The SubGenius knows he is NOT normal and NEVER WAS! He knows the Plastic Dolls make JEALOUS attempts to BALK us. These Barbie-Ken pawns will never see Dobbstown, will never see Dobbs! They will mostly DIE! The luckiest will be SERVANTS or SEX TOYS to Homo Superior! And the Last Days are COMING! The forbidden sciences teach that the Revealed Word of "Bob" is no more meaningful than a ROACH on the FLOOR but cannot be explained by human science! A gift of "Bob," it is part of the genetic heritage of the ancient Yetis! I'm a Friend of "Bob"! How can you TELL one of our kind? He (without wires or strings) knows he is no less BRAINLESS than the Plastic Dolls yet by "Bob's" grace will win when "Bob" wins!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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