Praise "Bob"!

We have no NEED of the Conspiracy. The REAL SubGenius - and this is true of ANY SubGenius I'm talking about - will ride with the Sex Goddesses on X-day, and he is SEEN at Head Launchings and HEARD at Fake Healings! Dobbs needs your MONEY! Every DAY, the grace of 'Frop is divinely IMperfect! Yet still it (SAY IT FOR "BOB"!) IS the best deal you will ever have for $30. Thinking about perfection will only SCREW YOU UP! When you EXPECT nothing, you GET nothing, and the Normals wallow in the gutter of Normality, who have NO Nental Ife! And they are NOTHING but they are everywhere and they WANT what YOU have! And "Pils" too! wonderful mockery is our DUTY!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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